Via Wired Magazine, this invaluable information from the University of Kansas: A mapping of the United States based on sinful activity.
Average income compared with number of people living below the poverty line.
Total thefts (robbery, burglary, larceny, and grand theft auto) per capita.
Number of violent crimes (murder, assault, and rape) per capita.
Expenditures on art, entertainment, and recreation compared with employment.
Number of fast-food restaurants per capita.
Number of STD cases reported per capita.